Shield Your Eyes!

It's that time again, folks. Soon enough, the scent of chocolate will permeate everything. People will feel a mixture of happiness and nausea.  Some will succumb to the gaiety and latch on to their loved ones, while others will watch The Notebook with that Haagen Dazs boy I've heard so much about.

Valentine's Day. Because nothing says love like arrows puncturing vital organs.

Now, I have no problem with the chocolate or the flowers or the hand-holding. It's the kissing. Nearly everywhere you turn, people will be locking lips.

I know. It's awful.

What are you supposed to do? Here's the plan.
1) Run.
2) Hide in a crevice of some sort until you stop crying.
3) Re-enter the room.
4) Maintain this facial expression:

Problem solved.